Hyperactive imagination

Kyle and Alec were leaving a bar when Alec turns to Kyle and says, "hey, what are you doing here?"
Kyle, obviously drunk, says, "are you drunk?"
A:"How dare you ask me that"
K:"Did we come here together"
A:"Your stupid"
K:"Where did I leave my underpants"
A:"Why am I wearing your underpants, they smell"
K:"I think the bartender was giving you the eye"
A:"He was a man, I gave him your number instead of mine"
K:"I will give you an atomic wedgie, guy"

And like that, it was on!

Alec lunges at Kyle with a flurry slaps and screams, 95% of the slaps missed, but one hit Kyle right in his beard (Kyle's hulk point). Kyle goes into a berserk rage and brings down a crushing elbow into the already falling Alec. Alec starts to cry, making Kyle come over to check if he's OK, but it was a trap, Alec jumps to his feet and starts to kick Kyle in his hands. Kyle stops moving, and Alec starts moving in excessively close, Kyle's face starts to extend and he vomits right into Alec's eyes. That was the turning point, because then Kyle starts to punch at Alec's exposed mid-drift. Punching Alec turned Alec into a puke volcano, spraying vomit onto all the spectators. As a last ditch effort to win Alec kisses Kyle, hoping to drown him with the copious amount of purge exploding out of his face hole.

As Alec's lips pressed against Kyle's the fight was brought to a sudden stop, the crowd was disappointed in the outcome, to say the least. The kiss lasted about 30 minutes, not either one moving their heads. Then out of the blue Kyle strikes Alec in the ear, and it was on, again.

Alec starts to try to do some fake karate, while kyle is still locked in his kissing pose. Alec runs over and starts to call out Street Fighter moves, while doing Naruto style hand signs. Kyle, in an attempt to calm him down, hugs Alec and says, "It will be OK precious child". Alec starts to squirm but Kyle just holds him tighter, eventually breaking 51 bones in Alec's chest. Kyle, realizing what he had just done, releases Alec and drops him to the ground. Alec stands with authority and proclaims that he is fine, and plunges his hand deep within his chest and pulls out a gun made of bones...of freakin bones. Alec starts to fire suprisingly accurate shots. Kyle, in a Matrix rip-off moment, dodges his way over to the closest hot-dog vendor and buys the cart. He reaches in and pulls out a sword made of weiners. Alec continues to fire, and is about on his 60th shot, a ridiculous number seeing how it is only a six shot pistol, but he continues to fire. Kyle starts to repel the oncoming fire with hot-dog saber, or hot-daber. Alec finally runs out of ammo and Kyle javelines the weapon tword Alec. It lands in his mouth and he begins to choke. Kyle realizing what he had just done runs over and starts to do CPR on Alec. Alec never gets up, but Kyle takes his lifeless corpes back to his place.

The next day, a sober Kyle buys a shirt. Then he goes over to Jason's house and sees Alec. In an awkward moment they ask what happened last night, neither of them remember. Alec for the rest of the day complains of chest pains, and Kyle complains of smells of hot-dogs. Later that night they return the the bar and the process starts all over again.

Thanks
-Taylor