I suck

I hope your all happy. I'm a twitterer...tweeter...tweaked, I like to be tweaked. The rage in me is starting to show though, his name is Max. I have tried 7 different pictures, with varying sizes, and none have been able to show up. I'm so lost.

Today at school I learned that professor Longo is a complete door mat, I could tell him anything and he would let me do whatever I want. EX:
Taylor:Hey can I go to my locker?
Longo:What for?
Taylor:I have to hide the body.
Longo:Take the pass.

In English, after the vocab quiz, all i did was look up funny pictures and shirts...for Kyle here is one:

Then in Government, William video recorded me...I think he has an obsession with me. We took a test but it was pretty k.

After that I came home and ate an MRE(Meal Ready to Eat), it was delicious

Oh, I almost forgot about TAG. Today was a very productive day, we judged poetry. Some were amazing while others were less than...dead...stuff. Then Sti helped me make a twitter, if I didn't have her I guess I would be disconnected form the world. She made my blog and my twitter, loves ya Sti!!!

OK...now a story about someone most of us know.

Have you ever met a compulsive liar, its pretty cool, they don't care about what they say they just want to make themselves the focal point of a conversation. They don't even care if the attention is good or bad. Of course, the person I speak of is Eric "talkative Terry" Hoyle. Here is a typical conversation between me and Eric.
Taylor:Hey Eric did you get the answer to #25 on the review, I stayed up too late last night and couldn't get it.
Eric: I promised my friend Cerberus (whose killed a man)(and has also died in his arms)(where Eric promised him he would never do drugs)(douche) that I would never get the answer to 25
Taylor:Oh OK
Eric:Do you want to see a gun-blade? I've seen a gun-blade. It was in a museum in Europe, where i used to live. My dad took me. (he probably doesn't even have a dad)
Taylor:That's pretty cool Eric, how was it? (that was a mistake, he talked for what seemed like an infinite amount of time)
Taylor:IHAVETOGOTOLUNCHBYE (I ran like hell to escape his blasphemy)
He might of been the worst person in the history of the world
And finally a movie by my favorite animator/comedian/cartoonist. I literally feel like this is an accurate description of my humor.