KILL ME

wow this is crazy being up before anyone else, it also sucks big time. I woke up in a cheery mood today, I didn't even use the snooze button, but on my drive to school I realized that there was a certain lack of John, Lisa, and Kris from my morning schedule. I called Lisa, only to realize that my phone is in the crapper right now and that I can only make out parts of words through the static. I decided to text Lisa and ask for forgiveness for waking her up and to see if school was on...she said no. "DAMN!!!" I screamed in my car, with an unusually happy smile ripping through the plate that is my face. In an awkward attempt to laugh, I just kept smiling and never once stopped until I reached my house and let off a giant scream into the sky. I couldn't help but laugh though, I mean how often does this happen to a person, its got to be at least 5 times per year, so i figure I'm pretty lucky that I figured out what was happening before I even left my neighborhood. "Now what do I do?" I asked my parents as they started to wake up, and get ready to work. I could tell they were pissed, because they don't usually have to deal with my cheery ass till at least 1:00. They said I should go to sleep. SCREW THAT! If I was to try to sleep now all I would do is toss and turn in my bed not able to even shut my eyes. I would probably just think about what is going to happen today, and pre-layout any conversation I might encounter today. Jeez!! I could seriously punch myself...stupid stupid stupid. Ya know what I might not even go to school today...No, that's a lie, I couldn't do it. Why didn't I remember?!? Thank you Lisa, for the heads up on the whole "theirs no school today jackass" thing.

Well on the bright side, I finally woke up early for no reason, I usually take every opportunity to sleep, I usually sleep till 2 on a normal weekend, I'm more of a night owl anyways. I got to type out this awesome blog, which for some reason I am typing ridiculously fast. I might get the opportunity to eat two breakfasts...yay for gluttony. I'm already dressed so now I wont need to take that time out of my schedule. I get to read some Paper Towns, I'm at the part where they touch their blue fingers together.

I wonder what Apple is doing. He is a junior, and right now taking the taks. I bet he's all like, "Oh I wish I were Taylor, then I would be cool and get to wake up when I dont need to, and be just super cool", ya thats what he would say.

Sleep tight everyone, till you wake up
-Taylor