I got in an accident

Today was Lisa's birthday. Happy birthday Lisa. As a group,we decided that we were going to take her to Pei wei and eat, as sort of a "go out with the buds, birthday lunch" kinda thing, but first we would go to Jason's to meet up and take one vehicle. A good plan, except for the unexpected. I backed into some woman named Amy.

It happened like this, I was on my way to Jason's, listening to music, like always, when I came to an intersection. Just like any normal intersection, except the light had just changed so I knew I would be there for a little while. As always, I tried to be as bad ass as possible, so I sat up strait and sang along with the music...I'm so weird. As other cars pulled up around me I continued to wait for the light. The light turned green, as all traffic lights do, and I began to drive, but before I was even a yard from the line, some guy in a blue Honda something or other came barreling through the intersection while he had a red light. We almost collided, but we both slammed on our brakes and avoided the impact by less than a foot. Like an idiot, I start to back up in fear. No, I didn't look in my rear view mirror, and yes, I should of just gone strait and let that ass hole figure out what he is gonna do in the middle of the intersection. I continued to back up to give him room to get by until *BLAM* I hit the car behind me. I entered into a rage, fear, and frustration hurricane as the guy drove passed me and the problem I had just created for myself. I stuck my head out of my window to see what the female driver of the other vehicle was doing. I saw her getting out of her minivan and talking on the phone, very angrily. I was greeted with a flurry of anger and cursing, while her children sat in the car listening to everything she said. I did nothing but appologise countless times and look pathetic. She was talking on the phone to her husband who, like her, was mad.
I really couldn't see any damage to her car or mine. I guess because my bumper is rubber it had little to no damage to her car.
She called the police. "kill me please," I thought to myself as she delivered the news to the police. They told us to move our little parade of pain to the closest appartment complex, yay.
We talked for a while as we waited for the cops, and it turned out that she was pretty cool, and her kids were nice.
Then the cop drove in, and it was back to business. Fortunately the cop was a nice guy, and was on my side. He said that it would be a really bad idea to file a report or even do anything more than exchange information.
With the cop's vote of confidence, she released me from her grasp and we both returned to our lives.
I was off to go to Lisa's birthday get together, where I had a spectacular tume, even though I had caused them to wait an hour and thirty minutes for me.

I cant get it out of my head though, every scene is smashing its way to the front of my thoughts, every emotion I felt is rushing through my whole body, giving me this horable feeling in my heart.





and just so that this one isn't so serious, here ya go, this maybe the funniest thing i've seen in a good while: