I Just found a fortune cookie in my house, opened it and it said, "knock knock".
I wonder how cats climb trees, if their fat, if we just let all the cats go would natural selection eventually turn them all into really fast, mostly claw, climbing machines. Weird thought...I am robo-kitty I am here to poop on your floor, purr, and sleep. I dont know if I could love such an abomination.
Today I called Lisa "Kitty", she seemed happy about that, im thinking possible nick-name.
I also texted Easters to everyone :)
I'll be Jackie Chan and you be a block of wood, I wont karate chop you, I will turn you into a surf board and then I will become the Olympic surfer LISA WILKINS!!!(crowd cheers)
I need to think of a new Knock Knock joke the whole orange banana thing is getting a little old...perhaps this.
Knock Knock
Banana
OH GOD A DRAGON, GET DOWN!!!
didn't expect that one did you?
I realize I like to put pictures in my blogs...so here ya go

Loves ya all
-Taylor
TAYLOR.
ReplyDeleteI pretty much adore you.
We're getting married, k?
:D