worst day of my life!!

Really, what more is there to say. lets start with the beginning, dinosaurs roamed the earth, then a meteor hit, they died, blah blah blah. My morning starts just like any other until Kris calls me asking for a ride, which i realize isn't that bad it was just something to add to the list. Then pre-cal nothing new except the sub looked exactly like my mother, like twins. John got yelled at so i told him not to piss my mother off lol. Then in the office, where i am an aid to the secretaries, I got my phone taken up for the first time of my whole high school experiance. Its ok though, everyone in the office loves me and they found a way to sneak it out to me...they are too nice. Forgeting the near panic attack I had, the rest of the period was just dandy. On my way home was when the rest of the heartbreak happened. I was leaving the parking lot, and trying especially hard to keep up with the other cars, when I was pulled over. At first I thought, oh maybe he just wants to check my stickers, and what not. But then he looked at me through his thick, black, silver rimmed sunglasses, and i could feel the rage he had for me. I tried to smile and talk to him as much as possibe but he wasnt having any of it. He told me I was going 39 in a 30, which stunned me. I had no idea that I could possibly get to that speed before the school zone ended, I was very proud of my little car, even though it was my moment of shame. He took my insurance and licence back to his car, and I started to think, "theres no way he will give me a ticket, a cop pulled Kris over and he was speeding, ilegally changing lanes, and didnt have a working speedometer, I must be in the clear, i was only 9 mph over." He returned to the side of my car, and asked me to get out of my vehicle. My fear/embarrasment level was off the charts while I walked to the trunk of my car. "step over here, I don't want you to be hit by a car", he said with a psuedo smile. At that point I would of rather taken the car way out. He told me I was getting a ticket, and as I faught back the blind rage clawing its way out of my chest, he explained what I could do with the ticket.
*How great would it of been if I was like, "you can take your ticket and shove it" as I rip up the occursed ticket. Then he says, "that took courage to do, forget the ticket, heres a million dolars"
As I brewed with self pitty (which I hate to look back on, because that is the only time I ever waste) everyting just started to seem like less of a joke and more of a hell.

Then in TAG Christina said I couldn't get pregnant, lets see who get the last laugh on that one. The pregnant "man" begs to differ Sti!!!!

On a lighter note I tried a new flavor of slushy from sonic today, apple-blue coconut, I wouldn't suggest it. If you have any good combinations for slushies, besides strawberry-cranberry, then please suggest them, I'm always up for someting new.

This picture is of Alec and I...Alec you know whats coming