Monday, April 20, 2009

High School Reunion 3

Have you guys thought about our reunion. I'm serious. I keep trying to think of the major changes that everyone will go through in the next ten years. These are a few possible outcomes.

After 3 years, Kyle finally acting on his instinct and asks BM out on a date. For the first weeks everything is normal. Then Kyle and Brenda get into a fight, and Kyle (in a bad guy creation way) drinks 30 gallons of anabolic steroids. Nothing happens but she realizes that they are meant to be together. A week later, as Kyle is getting his stomach pumped, Melgar asks Kyle to marry her. They brew 10 children, raising them on a diet of mostly paint brushes, and disappointment.

John, after 5 years decided to do something that would change the world, for better or worse. After 2 years of studying, John creates the first LAAG (laser alkaline amplitude gun). This redefines the art of war, turning enemies into friends, and friends into enemies. Unfortunately, realizing what he has done John creates the ALLIGATOR (anti LAAG laser initiated, guided artificial target, ocular ray). Making the LAGG completely useless in combat, and turning John into the Laughing stock of the science community.

Soon after leaving school Alec realizes writing is not for him, and goes into the being a crazy cat lady business, which pays surprisingly well. He soon breaks the Guinness world record for most cats in a one bedroom apartment, its 75 cats (I don't really know, that just sounds like a reasonable, unreasonable amount).

In an act of defiance, Lisa moves to California. As a down on her luck waitress, she meets George Lucas (who was looking for an actress), he offers her a part and she makes it big in her first movie, Hiroshima The Comedy. After the movie premieres many actors fall for her, and she ends up being married to Jake Gyllenhaal, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp, Clive Owen, Leonardo DiCaprio, David Beckham, Justin Timberlake, and...someone young...Daniel Radcliffe. Safe to say she's set for life.

Daniel...I don't know much about Daniel...OK I know. Daniel becomes president!! How cool would that be? Under his rule, we declare war on Mongolia, and Australia. He goes down as one of the greatest presidents of all time. He eventually goes on to become dictator of the universe.

After 3 years Jason has an idea for the newest, hot TV show...KYLE!. Basically he has hidden cameras all over Kyle and his house, to monitor what happens in his day to day activities. People tune in from all over the world to see what escapades Kyle has gotten himself into this week. Kyle has no idea, so Jason just feeds Kyle ideas that he says, would be good advise, but put him in to wacky scenarios, for ratings. Eventually Kyle will learn what is going on, in a The Truman Show, kinda way.
Sti, I didn't forget about you, you can come to our reunion with me :D
see you there.

I hope everyone shows up to it. It will be cool I promise. And if you wont go for yourself, do it for me, cuz I will miss you guys.

With my heart on this page
-Taylor

3 comments:

  1. Wow Taylor... I'm really surprised you didn't put Vin Diesel on that list of my marriages XD I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
    :D
    I'll come to our reunion, just for you ;)

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  2. I GET TO MARRY BRENDA MELGAR!? FUCKING AWESOME.
    Nice blog, made me laugh alot.
    (Especially Alec breaking the World Record for housing the most cats in a single room.)

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  3. So, me and Lisa's had no downfall. We both end up being the most successful. So, of course I'll be there.

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