The totally gay ass adventures of Kyle

We follow our hero Kyle as he walks through his school hallway.

Kyle looks up from his depression to the end of the hallway to see his hero Taylor, standing tall and proud.

Taylor was a strong man, with rippling muscles all over his tight and tone body. The thought of which made Kyle's mouth salivate. He had a ton of friends, and not a piece of shit metaphor, a literal ton and probably more. He also had hundreds of girlfriends. And money, don't forget about money. Yes, he had it all, but Kyle could see this god, this Adonis, this champion of champions needed something more. Kyle could see (because of his years of being a nerd) that Taylor's white blood cell count was low. And just as Kyle predicted, Taylor soon fell into illness.

Kyle researched day and night for a week, putting off most of his normal bathing habits to search for the cause. He soon learned that the source of Taylor's illness was his kidney was giving out under the sheer stress of his coolness. Kyle instantly rushed to Taylor's side to deliver the news that he could be saved. Kyle was met with a depressing realization when he arrived. Taylor, being the genius, had realized the problem with his kidney and figured out three solutions to the problem.

The first was that he could easily tell his kidney to get over it, and it would listen, because when Taylor says something, people listen. The second was to become more cool, and that was just out of the question. If he became more cool the world would implode. And lets face it, he really can't get much cooler unless he drove a car filled with puppies. The third was to find a donor and just have it replaced. Unfortunately, the only person with matching midichlorian levels was Kyle.

Luckily for our hero, Kyle was more than willing to give up a kidney for his ruler, Taylor.

While in the operating room the doctors decided that the coolness flowing from Taylor would damage the new kidney before they could adjust. The only solution was to get two kidneys to bear the strain. Of course, Kyle was more than willing to sacrifice his life to aid Taylor.

The operation was a huge success and Taylor was back to his mega awesome self before his cool eyes could blink.

As the final days of Kyle's life support were coming to an end, Taylor paid him a visit.

"I know you've always looked up to me, and that you want to be me in every way. So I made you this"

Unfortunately drawing was never Taylor's best quality. Kyle dies.



And then here's a funny F-ing video of a new show I found.


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