THIS ISN'T REAL

Not much I wish to share, this fine night. If I must though. For I shall reveal to thee the art that plays through my mind, the music that cant escape the core of my brain for long enough to even type a sentence.









To the happy heart a joyful smile
-Taylor

, and hamster farts

Hello my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

Had to do a Lisa type opening on this one, I really wanted to stare at...Mustache.

I don't know about you guys but I feel like I have been a horrible person as of late. I cant exactly explain why, maybe the day-to-day abuse by C-N-O, or the futile efforts to regain some respect.

Hey! My parents are pressuring me to say this at least once, VOTE FOR CHARLES POND. I got to vote today for the first time...for my father. Not something you brag to your children about. If you find your way to Clearbrook between 7am and 7pm please vote for my dad, so far in the 5 days of voting only 30 people have voted, we need your vote. There! You happy dad!?!

I really want to hook Kyle up with BM now, at first it was a joke, but that would be awesome. They get married and foster 2 mixed breed abominations, whose only skills are to paint and draw. Did I mention they're mute? Kyle tried to feed them paint, and it worked for a while, in fact it gave them superpowers, but it turned their voice boxes to saw dust. The first child's name is "Kyle the second", and the second, a daughter, her name is "Sylvia". Wow that is a beautiful name, her nick name could be c.c. (see see) because Sylvia sounds like it starts with a C and Kyle's last name starts with a C, damn I'm good, that's nice, your welcome Kyle. The family lives in Montana, where BM sells most of her work, and Kyle makes movies...with us. This whole story we created turns into this giant deal and we stay friends forever. In my dreams.

I'm having mixed feelings about Jason right now. I don't know weather to dig into his soul, or stay in a blissful unawareness of the labyrinth that is his mind.

2 of my 3 sisters have become sick. I say its the hog-itis (swine flu). The sickness has taken different forms in each sister, the older one has a severe case of body paralysis, and the younger is a puke machine, GREAT!!! I dont worry though, I most likely will not receive the sickness, I take a multi-vitamin and am in the best health of my life...unless I start to get more active, then I will become better.

I think when BEDA is over I might only post once every two days, sorry. I feel like this blog has just become a dumping ground for everyone's emotional distress. I dont want everyone to know the inner workings of my mind. I'm not opposed to people spilling their guts on a blog, I mean its better than talking yourself. I like how we dont talk about the problems we each face outside of the blogs though. Nobody wants to remember the sad points of a friendship, or ruin a relationship with idiotic guestures of sympathy. People want whats best for themselves above everything else, and then the people they care about the most.

beautiful things are the things that do not concern us
-Taylor

KILL ME

wow this is crazy being up before anyone else, it also sucks big time. I woke up in a cheery mood today, I didn't even use the snooze button, but on my drive to school I realized that there was a certain lack of John, Lisa, and Kris from my morning schedule. I called Lisa, only to realize that my phone is in the crapper right now and that I can only make out parts of words through the static. I decided to text Lisa and ask for forgiveness for waking her up and to see if school was on...she said no. "DAMN!!!" I screamed in my car, with an unusually happy smile ripping through the plate that is my face. In an awkward attempt to laugh, I just kept smiling and never once stopped until I reached my house and let off a giant scream into the sky. I couldn't help but laugh though, I mean how often does this happen to a person, its got to be at least 5 times per year, so i figure I'm pretty lucky that I figured out what was happening before I even left my neighborhood. "Now what do I do?" I asked my parents as they started to wake up, and get ready to work. I could tell they were pissed, because they don't usually have to deal with my cheery ass till at least 1:00. They said I should go to sleep. SCREW THAT! If I was to try to sleep now all I would do is toss and turn in my bed not able to even shut my eyes. I would probably just think about what is going to happen today, and pre-layout any conversation I might encounter today. Jeez!! I could seriously punch myself...stupid stupid stupid. Ya know what I might not even go to school today...No, that's a lie, I couldn't do it. Why didn't I remember?!? Thank you Lisa, for the heads up on the whole "theirs no school today jackass" thing.

Well on the bright side, I finally woke up early for no reason, I usually take every opportunity to sleep, I usually sleep till 2 on a normal weekend, I'm more of a night owl anyways. I got to type out this awesome blog, which for some reason I am typing ridiculously fast. I might get the opportunity to eat two breakfasts...yay for gluttony. I'm already dressed so now I wont need to take that time out of my schedule. I get to read some Paper Towns, I'm at the part where they touch their blue fingers together.

I wonder what Apple is doing. He is a junior, and right now taking the taks. I bet he's all like, "Oh I wish I were Taylor, then I would be cool and get to wake up when I dont need to, and be just super cool", ya thats what he would say.

Sleep tight everyone, till you wake up
-Taylor

I heal with my steel

I figure I will post early today seeing how I forgot the last two days

A few thoughts:

I've noticed that I have been procrastinating a lot more, is it senioritis, is it laziness? I cant bring myself to do anything of meaning, like get a job, do homework, hit on girls, or just get out of bed. Why do anything when people I know and love will just get up and leave, go to collage, or become estrange. ugh, I hate change.

I read something, that said its good for you to eat chocolate...crap I'm screwed.

Twitter is killing me. I wanted to be able to text in updates to my phone, but when I went through the process of letting my phone do that, nothing happened. grrr!

I would try to type in leet speak but I think I would fail pretty bad.

Jason told me to shower with the lights off, he says that its supposed to be really relaxing. I dont think I will do that, it just seems like a weird thing to do.

I miss Daniels blog. It was a good read while it was there.

I was watching a funny video today and it said something about making your own yu-gi-oh card and I was like, "HELL YA!!!!!" here is the result:

I saw Hunter Curtis the other day, it was awesome. He was my best friend is 5th grade, maybe not my best friend but he was loyal and kind. He is the reason I love the name Hunter.

Everybody gets real preachy when they read a blog, like that blog gonna kill them if they don't kiss its ass.

I think the only person to survive in jail would be Kyle, or maybe Sean C-N-O. Kyle is just not jail bait and Sean would like it.

Kyle, draw this on Chase, but with more lightning:

I am a horse of course

-Taylor

My pet peeve

I was trying to think up my pet peeve a while ago, and I thought I knew what it was but I realized that it has changed over the years. It used to be when people would say, "I knew that" in the wrong circumstances. Here's an example

gary: I'm gonna put 50 gallons of gas in my tank
tay: your tank can only take 35
gary: I knew that

That used to kill me, but as I've aged I noticed that arrogance is still the main thing that angers me. Its not so much the "I knew that" thing but now its the stupidity of people when they say "I don't care"

tay: Gary! I noticed your wearing black clothes with metal all over it, and eye liner.
gary: its freakin cool right?
tay: no! actually it looks like you fell into a river of gayness, bitch please!
gary: I don't care what you or anyone else thinks

That is stupid, I can understand not caring, but not about things that matter. I can easily say "I dont care" if someone told me was making fun of me because of my hair cut or something stupid like that, but not for important things. Things you should care about and people say they don't is what ticks me off. In the example I just used, he should care about the way people view him, first impressions are key, and what does anyone think when they see someone like that...fear. Its a matter of respect for others and for yourself, if you care for the people you're with you would want to dress in a way that makes them look like they hang out with a normal crowd, not with freaks. What people think of you is one of the most important things in this world. "I don't care what other people think of me" is probably one of the most self loathing things I can think of. If you dont care about people then who would show up at your funeral, the people you don't care about, that to me, is a nightmare, to be hated as you lie there dead /shutter. Honestly they care, they care so much that they do the things they do to garnish attention, whether they think that in someway it will make people think their courageous or witty, its an unhealthy way of thinking. They don't wear those clothes to an interview, because they care what that person thinks...unless you wart to work at Hot Topic. What makes a person think that they are so much better than anyone else that they are above their negative connotations.

here's a funny conversation I had with Charles Ursprung:
C: do you like my new shoes
T: not really, they look like you rolled them is ash
C: I don't care what you think
T: then why'd ya ask?
C: shut up

I live my life in a constant fear of not being liked, so the thought of not trying to get someone to like you is alien to me. I would hate not to care, I would not to be able to stand myself if I knew someone thought anything ill about me. I care too much (as conceded as that sounds). Wait! Look at that! I just put in quotations that so that no one would think I'm conceded, that's what I'm talking about, I care too much about other peoples opinions.

I made this last night but it was too late for me to care about it, I might just make another to make up for the day I missed

Red light, Green light. Get off the stage!

Today might of been the nicest day ever, nothing bad happened, it was great!
I dont even remember it very well, it was just a blur of joy.

Today started off without breakfast, cuz i wanted to sleep in. I was a little late to school, but my first period teacher, Mr. Longo, doesn't care about me he is like, "chu pwns teh noobticles, sir?" and I'm all like, "shut up" and HE DOES IT!! We watched "Stossel" a movie about a guy named John Stossel, directed by John Stossel, hosted by John Stossel, and starring John Stossel. I fell asleep.

In ing-go-lish we worked on our research projects...I realize I need to be getting to work on that, I'm behind, I blame senioritis.

In government we made a study guide, but for 10 year olds. All it was, was a book make of paper, that we had to cut, and had writing in it about the powers of the president.
Jason tried to do my new tpe of high-five to our teacher though. I call it eyelash-five, its basically butterfly kisses but for men. I have also created the gravity-five, all you have to do is lift your victims hand and drop it on yours, make sure you say "gravity-five" or else you just look crazy.

I dont have a fourth period, so I drove home with Kinsey, but when we got to my house he had to go to crazy school. I stayed at my house and did a little work and relaxed.

After a while, Jason called me and told me to be over ASAP. Unfortunately my mother was just getting home, with a task for me. The other day I had gone out and collected bugs for her pre-school class, cuz its bug week, and she wanted me to go clean out the carriers I had put the bugs into. While I was doing that and old friend of mine drove up next to me and we chatted for a while.

When I got to Jason's we sat for a while and then went to b-dubs. We had an exceptional time, talking, reminiscing about times long since passed. We stayed for a good two hours not doing a whole lot of anything, perfect. I've noticed that most of Lisa's conversations with her mother don't end with her happy, and that sucks. Nobody deserves to be unhappy, lifes too short.

Kyle got ice cream...fat ass. Just because you get 10% off doesn't mean that it's a good deal of that you even need it...fat ass.

Then they decided that it would be a good idea to go see Jason's artwork in the art show.
We found his, and he was not very pleased, Kyle and I each had something up...Lisa didn't cuz she's no melgar like the rest of us. We got to see the performance of a lifetime by Brandon...the guy with the disgusting hair and the disgusting mustache and the disgusting girlfriend, he was playing the gay guy pretending to be strait...like always, but seriously he was talking about opium and hot dead bodies, he is the grossest person I can think of...John Stamos.

We moved to the auditorium to view the talent show, more like "The MC's have no talent show". We watched a few good performances, but by far the beat performance was Rebekkah Mann's performance of her own original song...it was beautiful. Most of the time in the auditorium was spent in laughter, because laughing is easier when your around people you love...Platonicly. The funny moments I remember are: The MCs ask "hey you know what?", and Kyle screams "WHAT?!?". When they asked, "do you want to hear a dirty joke?", and Jason screams "MY MOTHERS HERE". When Lisa said she needed to change her pants after Cole "tight pants" Anthony played "Whatever you like". I thought it was the best talent show ever!

I got to drive Lisa home afterward, that was a treat, she likes to snuggle with the inside of my car. She told me to make a nickname for her Ipod so I've got a few thought up, but I'll continue to think of it tonight.

I put a bunch of music on my flash drive, for tomorrow. I think I'll go to sleep, if I can.

Melgar Melgar Melgar Melgar Melgar Melgar Melgar Melgar Melgar Melgar Melgar Melgar

Until the light touches your face
-Taylor

How do you judge a man's valor?

with the blood on his bade!

I was gonna talk about Chase and how he is based off Loz












Or how Sean doesn't have a power yet (that I know of). I was thinking regeneration, just because you have to have a healer, it's like...expected.

This is not for animal lovers, if you love animals I would not suggest reading any further.

I will tell you about what I did not 5 minutes ago. It all starts as I'm getting ready to blog when I hear a loud thump coming from my backyard. I go to the wall and start to hit it, hoping to scare the creature outside away. To my discontent the noise continues, so my sis goes to find my dad, to tell him about it. She returns quickly telling me he's already outside. Thinking he's got it covered I go to the bathroom to meet with the president of turd town, when my sister runs up to me and tells me to get a knife and go meet my dad. I put on flippy-floppies and grab the longest knife i see. I ran to him to see what had happened, he was under the awning in the backyard, right next to my sis's room. He has managed to pin a possum, with a pointy stick and a fishing net, in the corner of the building, underneath a barbecue top (the jail bar type). Then my dad tells me to crawl over to is and stab it. So as a good child does, I began to stab away, but unfortunately the knife was not sharp enough. So I ran back inside to get a bigger and better knife, and returned to the creature in a flash holding two 10 inch steel blades. I started to apply pressure to the top of his body as he squirmed and tried to bite at the knife, only to break his teeth. The first few stabs broke the skin, and after about 6 punctures my dad said we should let it die. Knowing that it was PLAYING POSSUM I went for another cut. I aimed for the stomach and pressed down with all my might. The skin broke in three separate snaps, POW POW POW as I broke into his vital organs, he started to drift away into darkness. Just to be safe I stabbed him in the jugular. I must of cut him at least 20 times. Then my dad and I walked back inside and cleaned the knives to remove all the dirt and fur. He's probably out there breathing his last breath's as we speak. Karma did catch up to me pretty quickly on this one though, as I was stabbing him, my bracelet fell off and is now sitting between his blood-soaked face and his curled front paws. GREAT

Sorry if that creeped you out, but that is just one day in the life of Taylor, also, I can pull a Daniel and make a horribly, not needed to know blog, too. Please don't leave a "I'm shocked Taylor, You are a horrible person" comment, because he deserved it. The cat sized bastard was entering into out attic, stealing our insulation, and pooping...I hope he learned his lesson.

with every hope and frail desire known -Taylor

I suck

I hope your all happy. I'm a twitterer...tweeter...tweaked, I like to be tweaked. The rage in me is starting to show though, his name is Max. I have tried 7 different pictures, with varying sizes, and none have been able to show up. I'm so lost.

Today at school I learned that professor Longo is a complete door mat, I could tell him anything and he would let me do whatever I want. EX:
Taylor:Hey can I go to my locker?
Longo:What for?
Taylor:I have to hide the body.
Longo:Take the pass.

In English, after the vocab quiz, all i did was look up funny pictures and shirts...for Kyle here is one:

Then in Government, William video recorded me...I think he has an obsession with me. We took a test but it was pretty k.

After that I came home and ate an MRE(Meal Ready to Eat), it was delicious

Oh, I almost forgot about TAG. Today was a very productive day, we judged poetry. Some were amazing while others were less than...dead...stuff. Then Sti helped me make a twitter, if I didn't have her I guess I would be disconnected form the world. She made my blog and my twitter, loves ya Sti!!!

OK...now a story about someone most of us know.

Have you ever met a compulsive liar, its pretty cool, they don't care about what they say they just want to make themselves the focal point of a conversation. They don't even care if the attention is good or bad. Of course, the person I speak of is Eric "talkative Terry" Hoyle. Here is a typical conversation between me and Eric.
Taylor:Hey Eric did you get the answer to #25 on the review, I stayed up too late last night and couldn't get it.
Eric: I promised my friend Cerberus (whose killed a man)(and has also died in his arms)(where Eric promised him he would never do drugs)(douche) that I would never get the answer to 25
Taylor:Oh OK
Eric:Do you want to see a gun-blade? I've seen a gun-blade. It was in a museum in Europe, where i used to live. My dad took me. (he probably doesn't even have a dad)
Taylor:That's pretty cool Eric, how was it? (that was a mistake, he talked for what seemed like an infinite amount of time)
Taylor:IHAVETOGOTOLUNCHBYE (I ran like hell to escape his blasphemy)
He might of been the worst person in the history of the world
And finally a movie by my favorite animator/comedian/cartoonist. I literally feel like this is an accurate description of my humor.

Turd Ferguson

its a funny name

I miss my old hair!!!! Why did it run away? I was good to it, I didn't beat it, or starve it, or even neglect it, why he leave me!!

OK to the point, My mother is a pre-school teacher. This week happens to be the week they focus on bugs. So in an act of pure hatred, my mom sent me to collect bugs. I got John to come with me, and we walked around. We spent at least 1 hour just walking around looking for any type of six legged creature. We ended up finding alot of gross creepy crawlies. After that I decided that I would get a healthy amount of sleep tonight, so I will blog early for the first time.

Sorry this one needs to be short, I just cant continue without sleep, so goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow

High School Reunion 3

Have you guys thought about our reunion. I'm serious. I keep trying to think of the major changes that everyone will go through in the next ten years. These are a few possible outcomes.

After 3 years, Kyle finally acting on his instinct and asks BM out on a date. For the first weeks everything is normal. Then Kyle and Brenda get into a fight, and Kyle (in a bad guy creation way) drinks 30 gallons of anabolic steroids. Nothing happens but she realizes that they are meant to be together. A week later, as Kyle is getting his stomach pumped, Melgar asks Kyle to marry her. They brew 10 children, raising them on a diet of mostly paint brushes, and disappointment.

John, after 5 years decided to do something that would change the world, for better or worse. After 2 years of studying, John creates the first LAAG (laser alkaline amplitude gun). This redefines the art of war, turning enemies into friends, and friends into enemies. Unfortunately, realizing what he has done John creates the ALLIGATOR (anti LAAG laser initiated, guided artificial target, ocular ray). Making the LAGG completely useless in combat, and turning John into the Laughing stock of the science community.

Soon after leaving school Alec realizes writing is not for him, and goes into the being a crazy cat lady business, which pays surprisingly well. He soon breaks the Guinness world record for most cats in a one bedroom apartment, its 75 cats (I don't really know, that just sounds like a reasonable, unreasonable amount).

In an act of defiance, Lisa moves to California. As a down on her luck waitress, she meets George Lucas (who was looking for an actress), he offers her a part and she makes it big in her first movie, Hiroshima The Comedy. After the movie premieres many actors fall for her, and she ends up being married to Jake Gyllenhaal, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp, Clive Owen, Leonardo DiCaprio, David Beckham, Justin Timberlake, and...someone young...Daniel Radcliffe. Safe to say she's set for life.

Daniel...I don't know much about Daniel...OK I know. Daniel becomes president!! How cool would that be? Under his rule, we declare war on Mongolia, and Australia. He goes down as one of the greatest presidents of all time. He eventually goes on to become dictator of the universe.

After 3 years Jason has an idea for the newest, hot TV show...KYLE!. Basically he has hidden cameras all over Kyle and his house, to monitor what happens in his day to day activities. People tune in from all over the world to see what escapades Kyle has gotten himself into this week. Kyle has no idea, so Jason just feeds Kyle ideas that he says, would be good advise, but put him in to wacky scenarios, for ratings. Eventually Kyle will learn what is going on, in a The Truman Show, kinda way.
Sti, I didn't forget about you, you can come to our reunion with me :D
see you there.

I hope everyone shows up to it. It will be cool I promise. And if you wont go for yourself, do it for me, cuz I will miss you guys.

With my heart on this page
-Taylor

Hyperactive imagination

Kyle and Alec were leaving a bar when Alec turns to Kyle and says, "hey, what are you doing here?"
Kyle, obviously drunk, says, "are you drunk?"
A:"How dare you ask me that"
K:"Did we come here together"
A:"Your stupid"
K:"Where did I leave my underpants"
A:"Why am I wearing your underpants, they smell"
K:"I think the bartender was giving you the eye"
A:"He was a man, I gave him your number instead of mine"
K:"I will give you an atomic wedgie, guy"

And like that, it was on!

Alec lunges at Kyle with a flurry slaps and screams, 95% of the slaps missed, but one hit Kyle right in his beard (Kyle's hulk point). Kyle goes into a berserk rage and brings down a crushing elbow into the already falling Alec. Alec starts to cry, making Kyle come over to check if he's OK, but it was a trap, Alec jumps to his feet and starts to kick Kyle in his hands. Kyle stops moving, and Alec starts moving in excessively close, Kyle's face starts to extend and he vomits right into Alec's eyes. That was the turning point, because then Kyle starts to punch at Alec's exposed mid-drift. Punching Alec turned Alec into a puke volcano, spraying vomit onto all the spectators. As a last ditch effort to win Alec kisses Kyle, hoping to drown him with the copious amount of purge exploding out of his face hole.

As Alec's lips pressed against Kyle's the fight was brought to a sudden stop, the crowd was disappointed in the outcome, to say the least. The kiss lasted about 30 minutes, not either one moving their heads. Then out of the blue Kyle strikes Alec in the ear, and it was on, again.

Alec starts to try to do some fake karate, while kyle is still locked in his kissing pose. Alec runs over and starts to call out Street Fighter moves, while doing Naruto style hand signs. Kyle, in an attempt to calm him down, hugs Alec and says, "It will be OK precious child". Alec starts to squirm but Kyle just holds him tighter, eventually breaking 51 bones in Alec's chest. Kyle, realizing what he had just done, releases Alec and drops him to the ground. Alec stands with authority and proclaims that he is fine, and plunges his hand deep within his chest and pulls out a gun made of bones...of freakin bones. Alec starts to fire suprisingly accurate shots. Kyle, in a Matrix rip-off moment, dodges his way over to the closest hot-dog vendor and buys the cart. He reaches in and pulls out a sword made of weiners. Alec continues to fire, and is about on his 60th shot, a ridiculous number seeing how it is only a six shot pistol, but he continues to fire. Kyle starts to repel the oncoming fire with hot-dog saber, or hot-daber. Alec finally runs out of ammo and Kyle javelines the weapon tword Alec. It lands in his mouth and he begins to choke. Kyle realizing what he had just done runs over and starts to do CPR on Alec. Alec never gets up, but Kyle takes his lifeless corpes back to his place.

The next day, a sober Kyle buys a shirt. Then he goes over to Jason's house and sees Alec. In an awkward moment they ask what happened last night, neither of them remember. Alec for the rest of the day complains of chest pains, and Kyle complains of smells of hot-dogs. Later that night they return the the bar and the process starts all over again.

Thanks
-Taylor

Two shakes?

I think I like the whole two shakes thing, its a good nick name, I would be proud to be introduced like, this is Two shakes.

Kyle is eventually cause another Ci Cis to to be built, because he wastes so much money with his addiction to stacker.

I think Chase is a future me...you ever notice that we are the same person, we should spawn children. Quickly! To the science mobile

I dont think I like Hanging out with C-N-O (hope he doesn't read this), he makes things awkward for me, and also he tried to hit me in the balls, how old is he? 9 that seemed like a 9 year old thing to do, it was unprovoked too. I should start a list of reasons to not be near him.

I was gonna write the whole Kyle vs. Alec comedy version, but its too late and I just want to go to bed so here is some pic-t-atures for some viewingness pleasure.

its wall-e's cousin cam-e

their not all funny, this one is just to brighten your day
Jason, you know...YOU KNOW

This one is called NSFW, or Personal Computer

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew get it off my computer
this gun fires 15+ bullets at one time!

no its not Jackie Chan, you just lost the game...I just lost the game
Kyle, this looks like something you would draw, I like the whole wrist cuffs thing...its cool
NORM!!!!!!!!!

Flower power

I saw that and instantly thought, "LISA!!!"

This morning I gave 4 people a ride to school, that may not seem like much of an accomplishment, but that is the first time I've ever done that. If you don't count the time I gave 5 people a ride home, I don't, but that's because I was in the trunk. School was pretty gangster, no problems. The high points were, (when I was working in the office) I got to escort a problem child to ISS...awkward, so I threw my arm around him and said, "could this be any more awkward?", his reaction to that was most likely shock but all he could say was, "shut up". After that, I got to watch Jake Gyllenhall build a rocket, and fail.After school we went to B-dubs(buffalo wild wings), and yes i do hate calling it that, where chase proposed to me, but I said, "no, because our children would be such bad kids because they would be so good looking that we would have to buy them anything they wanted, thus making them spoiled". He was heart broken. After that we Third Striked, and I realized I suck, Wikipedia has not helped at all!

I realized today I am being really mean to Alec in these blogs, I only do it because I think he is the most stable right now, and I don't want John to go off killing himself...yet.

Ugh, I keep looking at that picture of Gyllenhall up there, its really scaring me. please make him go away.

You know how you can have lice, right? Can someone have crabs in their (head) hair? If so are they still called crabs? Why am I so curious about this?

I am debating about facial hair right now, do I shave, do I let it grow, do I keep it manageable, once again questions that I realize I really don't care about.

I ate the hottest flavor of wings at B-dubs, my stomach is now in a coup d'état, and I'm eating tums like air, and farting fire...ow.

Whats wrong with Seth?

Is there anything I can say that is better than that

John, keep bloging, you are getting better and if you cant think of anything just do like I do and post pics or a vid

Lisa post our movie to here it will be the best thing since sliced...knives

Jason, thank you for letting me come over today, it was fun, so don't worry, be happy

Alec, die

Kyle, you don't read this, I don't even know why I bother to write to you, you black haired, disgusting, Kyle!

Daniel, if you read this I'm gonna cry, you like me you really like me

Grace, you show me your boobs (inside joke)

Sti, Jason says he loves you...I would watch out for that. He's seen your twitter (gross), or something, I don't know.

Taylor, don't worry, you will get pregnant, keep trying, ewwww gonna stop that now I was creeping myself out


I love this character, she never does anything good, and then this...she blew it out of the water.



Is it poetic or pathetic?

worst day of my life!!

Really, what more is there to say. lets start with the beginning, dinosaurs roamed the earth, then a meteor hit, they died, blah blah blah. My morning starts just like any other until Kris calls me asking for a ride, which i realize isn't that bad it was just something to add to the list. Then pre-cal nothing new except the sub looked exactly like my mother, like twins. John got yelled at so i told him not to piss my mother off lol. Then in the office, where i am an aid to the secretaries, I got my phone taken up for the first time of my whole high school experiance. Its ok though, everyone in the office loves me and they found a way to sneak it out to me...they are too nice. Forgeting the near panic attack I had, the rest of the period was just dandy. On my way home was when the rest of the heartbreak happened. I was leaving the parking lot, and trying especially hard to keep up with the other cars, when I was pulled over. At first I thought, oh maybe he just wants to check my stickers, and what not. But then he looked at me through his thick, black, silver rimmed sunglasses, and i could feel the rage he had for me. I tried to smile and talk to him as much as possibe but he wasnt having any of it. He told me I was going 39 in a 30, which stunned me. I had no idea that I could possibly get to that speed before the school zone ended, I was very proud of my little car, even though it was my moment of shame. He took my insurance and licence back to his car, and I started to think, "theres no way he will give me a ticket, a cop pulled Kris over and he was speeding, ilegally changing lanes, and didnt have a working speedometer, I must be in the clear, i was only 9 mph over." He returned to the side of my car, and asked me to get out of my vehicle. My fear/embarrasment level was off the charts while I walked to the trunk of my car. "step over here, I don't want you to be hit by a car", he said with a psuedo smile. At that point I would of rather taken the car way out. He told me I was getting a ticket, and as I faught back the blind rage clawing its way out of my chest, he explained what I could do with the ticket.
*How great would it of been if I was like, "you can take your ticket and shove it" as I rip up the occursed ticket. Then he says, "that took courage to do, forget the ticket, heres a million dolars"
As I brewed with self pitty (which I hate to look back on, because that is the only time I ever waste) everyting just started to seem like less of a joke and more of a hell.

Then in TAG Christina said I couldn't get pregnant, lets see who get the last laugh on that one. The pregnant "man" begs to differ Sti!!!!

On a lighter note I tried a new flavor of slushy from sonic today, apple-blue coconut, I wouldn't suggest it. If you have any good combinations for slushies, besides strawberry-cranberry, then please suggest them, I'm always up for someting new.

This picture is of Alec and I...Alec you know whats coming

4 score and something ago

I have found a way to time travel, but it involves killing Alec. I know everyone is up for it, so i say on our first trip we stop at Edgar Allen Poe's and mess with his head, make him think the bird we let into his house is talking to him. Next on our trip is a stop to the great wall of China...people put their names in wet cement, how epic would it be to put our names into the GREAT WALL OF CHINA. After our little escapade with the emperor, we should definitely go by the first Starbucks and buy them out, so that we own the whole kit n' kabootle. Then we stop Kurt Cobain from killing himself...and Heath Ledger too. Also we should stop Michael Phelps from smok'in up... well...I don't know about that, I think I respect him more now that he has gotten over the bad press. Then we're off to the future to find a cloning machine, then we go back to before Alec dies and make a copy. (your welcome, Alec) Thats all of this weeks show tune in next week as the gang goes to the time of Beowulf, and teach him to play jazz saxophone. What a riot.

I was watching the Weather Channel and I was just waiting for tomorrows weather, and I had to wait, like, 30 minutes. What good is a weather channel if it just has commercials and tidal warnings, no good. I give the Weather Channel Movie 2 thumbs down.

Jason, I have been thinking, yes this is only directed at you, everyone else should hesitate to read this section. The cosplay thing might not happen, you would have to pick easier/less embarrassing ideas for costumes. I did a search for ideas and this came up

Safe to say, besides the white hair that might be ok to do. I think he's from bleach, it has that same art style.


Have a splendiferus day ya'll

Quicky

Ok this will be quick, I'm fine, everything's great, my life doesn't suck right now, I'm good.

I Just found a fortune cookie in my house, opened it and it said, "knock knock".

I wonder how cats climb trees, if their fat, if we just let all the cats go would natural selection eventually turn them all into really fast, mostly claw, climbing machines. Weird thought...I am robo-kitty I am here to poop on your floor, purr, and sleep. I dont know if I could love such an abomination.

Today I called Lisa "Kitty", she seemed happy about that, im thinking possible nick-name.

I also texted Easters to everyone :)


I'll be Jackie Chan and you be a block of wood, I wont karate chop you, I will turn you into a surf board and then I will become the Olympic surfer LISA WILKINS!!!(crowd cheers)

I need to think of a new Knock Knock joke the whole orange banana thing is getting a little old...perhaps this.

Knock Knock

Banana

OH GOD A DRAGON, GET DOWN!!!

didn't expect that one did you?


I realize I like to put pictures in my blogs...so here ya go

Loves ya all
-Taylor

You want what you can't have

This saying has been with me for as long as i remember, its not the focal point of this blog I just thought it was something that might affect your lives like it has mine


Today was a fun day, got to sleep late, then I went over to apple's house and we played video games for like two minutes, then we realized that John was eating flarp, safe to say apple and i were a little confused by the images that we were seeing. We decided that it was not safe to eat it, and possibly flammable, so in an attempt to rid John of the urge to eat, we took a lighter to its face! We thought it might be like napalm and burst into flame, but alas it seemed only to bend to the will of the fire. In frustration I decided we would play a game i entitled "FIRE!!!" Basically I lit things on fire and would fight Apple and John off as they tried to put it out. I love that game, I never win though, good thing cuz if i win the world goes up in flames :) Then we went to sonic, Apple made me drive, so i got him to pay for my food. (happy face) He used to work there so the employees invited us inside, turns out I knew about half the people in there...weird. I don't know about you, but i had never been inside a sonic, its pretty normal...unfortunately, I was honestly expecting robots and cyborgs to make the food i eat, turns out it was people!!! With food successfully in our tummies we sat down to indulge in the gluttony and sloth portions of our day with a movie, Superbad. It wasn't any different from the last time I had seen it.


All throughout the day I swore I was hearing music, I eventually deduced i was crazy, but about 5 minutes ago I realized had somehow turned my Ipod on, and it had been playing for about 10 hours, I STILL HAVE HALF MY BATTERY!!! My Ipod owns!


Tomorrow is Easter...yay. I will probably be forced to wake up early, be forced to go to church, and then be forced to be awkward around my old acquaintances.

We were supposed to go see my grandma but to my understanding, that got canceled, so my sisters are making me wash there cars, they suck, and are dumb, and are psycho lesbians, and read my blog so I'm gonna bad mouth them as much as possible, jackasses.


The Monday is the day I'm more worried about, my second period mostly, that will be the first time I will talk to Grace since we broke up. I imagine one of two scenarios happening one is it will be horribly awkward and I wont talk much, or the other version is an unusually happier time. In the class, I arrive and the guys are there, they look at me knowing that it will be awkward so i say, "lets turn her desk backward, no not for cereals" (everyone laughs in fear of an awkward moment). She walks in, takes 10 steps to get to me stares into my eyes and before she can say anything, I raise my hand and say, "whats up heart breaker". She smiles, laughs, denies my high five attempt, and asks if I'm OK. I stand there with a confused look on my face and ask, "who do you think I am, nothing can break me". I walk back to my desk sit down and start to feel my emotions clawing there way to my head, so i fall asleep in my desk. Follow me on this one. Then while I sleep, for some reason the world goes into chaos, nukes are sent everywhere, and the school is destroyed by a shock wave. As the world clears and the dust settles, out of the rubble the people of the class rise out of the dirt...different from what they once were. Gifted would be the term I would use to describe them, but not an x-men kind of gifted, a power that is wrong not meant to be. As the group realizes what has befallen the rest of the world, and what each others "power" is, the differences begin to show themselves. The group of survivors becomes split between the keepers and the helpers. The keepers want to keep the world as is...theirs. The helpers want to find a way to return the world to what it once was. So the battles rage, power against power, friends against friends for years of darkness. Then the one trump card for either side becomes apparent, a young child from somewhere unknown. Then the resulting war is all for the innocence and purity of this poor child, the savior.

wow did I just type that? That was easy, no wonder Alec is married to writing. Now I feel bad that I made you read all that and it has no relevance to anyone. Sorry, did i mention I'm crazy. :D

Have an awesome Easter everyone!!!

forgot to title this

I gots some happiness brewing, so lets get a party going.
I will sit here eating my off-brand pop-tarts, toiling away at my blog deciding what to type...

Interesting news, apparently Bob Barker, the old host of the price is right, had the opportunity to be a pron star...gross

Kal Penn, the actor who plays Kutner from House (or as most people know his, Kumar from the "Harold and Kumar go to..." series), had been killed off. In the show, which i love, Kutner Dies suddenly and unexpectedly by suicide. Apparently he quit the show to go work as a Associate Director of the White House Office of Public Liaison. It will be a severe cut in pay, but he says, "when will i ever get this kind of opportunity". He is a great actor and a certified genius, he will be missed from the house experience.

The Hanna Montana/Milley Cyrus movie came out, or is coming out, whatever i don't care. I would rather have my face slathered in bacon grease, and the resulting zits be smashed with a burning base ball bat, I hate Hanna Montana.

I found some pictures in a box under my bed so i scanned them here ya go...this might be what my kids look like, unless their girls...that would be weird

me at age 2, look at my freakin hair

and at age 3, i was pretty cute as a kid

This day hurts I cant feel anything, my limbs are heavy and my mind is in the dark

I found pictures!!!

just a quick one cuz i gots to go to sleep

let me just try to jaugh



Hazah for being single

Fight?

Here is one of those stress relief blogs.

I think Grace and i are in a fight. I cant tell though, she's stopped talking to me. I feel awful like I'm making her angry. :(

Right now she is at University of Houston with a guy named Bijan, he is nineteen, her ex on and off for six years now, plays the drums, and works out with her. Safe to say I'm a bit jealous.

While we were texting:

Taylor: What are you up to? :D

Grace: Going to UH

Taylor: is it safe for me to text you while your driving?

Grace: its cool I'm in traffic

Taylor: What do you do there? (because I have never been)

Grace: UH taylor UH. I hang out, drum for hours, make music, work out, and talk. (she says like im an idiot)

Taylor:you drum?

Grace:Ya its just a thing between me and him

Taylor:oh um how old is he?

Grace: 19

Taylor:not really the number i was hoping for, I wanted him to be 30 and fat

Grace: Why do you say that?

(as i fumble to think of a appropriate response)

Grace:You realize He's my ex of like off and on like 6 years right?

Taylor:I cant say I'm not jealous, we don't have anything like drumming or 6 years of history, I wish we had that

Grace:why

Taylor:I feel bad when i talk like this maybe i should just shut up

Grace:sorry

(as i mope)

Grace:You just have to understand no one will have a relationship with me like Bijan does

(that broke my heart)

Taylor:Uh that sucks that you don't have that kind of faith in me

Grace:what

Taylor:Its not that this guy is closer to you than me its that you don't think we could be like that

(after about 10 minutes)

Taylor:Are you ok?

(after another 10 minutes)

Taylor:Have fun

Grace:Thanki (pretty sure she meant thanks)

Taylor:Why were you ignoring me?

(15 minutes later)

Taylor:I didn't ask that so i could be ignored

Grace:We're watching a movie I'll ttyl OK

Taylor:(infuriated) Oh sorry i guess


Now i feel bad, and she hasn't tried to contact me in 2 hrs. She is out there with some guy and i just pissed her off...that is the crap they make movies about. She is making my life dramatic. I don't know, I'm a wuss, maybe I'm just worrying about nothing, maybe I'm the jealous type that should just shut up and go with the flow. Whatever I'll get over it, I always do anyway. I'm sorry

[Later edit] now i've done it, its 1:00 and she sends the most angry message i've ever seen...I feel like im in shock, my eyes are glazed, my heart stone, and my mind thrown into a spiral of shame and humiliation...I'm gonna go cry now

And just so this blog wasn't a total downer, thanks to Alec I found this...enjoy

Seth Rogan

Ya, know I've noticed that these blogs have become sort of an emotional dumpster, where everyone is just talking about there problems. I'll admit I've done my share, but I didn't start this blog so it could be therapy I want to talk about light sockets, underpants, fat people, and horse radish.

But first, as a response to Jason's Lanacalypse (sponsored by Bawls): I would be happy to come (sponsored by Bawls) but I don't really have a "rig" my computers a bit crappy (sponsored by Bawls), so maybe I would just watch (sponsored by Bawls) or play something else (sponsored by Bawls)...do i get payed for saying that so many times?

You ever thought the guy who invented horse radish ever actually put horses in it, or was it made to go on horse. Does horse have two meanings? If radishes are red why is horse radish white...I know the answer to that one it has vinegar in it.

The saying, "only the good die young", sounds like a very pessimistic thing to say a better way to put it would be, "everyone dies :D" (you say "super ecstatic face" at that part)

I think we (the blogging community) need to play the corrupted wish game (its a forum game so we might have to tweak it). It goes like this, I would start by saying "I wish..."(ex:I wish I could fly). Then the next person to post says "wish granted but..."(ex:Wish granted but you can only fly downward). Then the person who corrupted yours says "I wish..."(ex:I wish I had super speed). Then someone else (preferably not one of the first two says "granted but..." (granted right into my fist)

I don't really know if I'm gonna sleep tonight it is already 1 so not like i wont be exhausted anyway, I really don't want to sleep though I have too much stuff i can procrastinate with and not enough time to do it in

Today after school John and I were left because we have early release, so we decided to go to Stevenson park and enjoy an MRE (meal ready to eat), military grade. We sat down, John had some kinda ravioli and i had some Italian thing with pesto, both were OK. If your wondering, I keep a box of MREs in my trunk just in case I am out somewhere and get hungry. John says, If he were on a deserted island he would want my car and my backpack, because I keep essential crap in various places. Back on subject, while we were there a guy walked over to a table and sat by himself and ate...alone. John looked over at him and said, "that is what i imagine a 40 year old, who plays xbox, looks like"

I just weighed myself, and and good news, I have gained 5 pounds :) I weigh 145 now, which might be the most I've ever weighed

My throat is still acting up. Since prom my throat has been raspy, and congested. Usually I get healthy quickly, but for some reason this hasn't been making any major improvements. I take a multi-vitamin every day and that keeps me in great health. So I have no idea what is happening in me.

Tristan is a cool name, just forget that a guy from yu-gi-oh had that name, and its awesome

Where is everyones blog? This isn't Myspace you cant just stop, we must blogg to save the world. Lets make a movie, its basically Saw 1-4 but instead of a weird way to live you have to blog...wait theres no conflict and no resolution...I got it, its a twist the movie ends with them blogging for eternity.

I have a project in digital graphics and i need pictures for it but skrew that i have senioritis (infamation of the senior) and the idontcaresies (i dont care)

Good night everyone hope you have a nice night, and i'll see you later

--Sg. Dr. Mr. Taylor
Knight of the round

spaceships, toddlers, model T cars, jars of beer

I dont know why but for some reason i cant get the thought of those people who dance jump style



i've been walking through my house dancing like that, safe to say i look like an idiot, but its not as hard as it looks. As long as you keep a basic beat in your head.
I got new shoes today they are like walking on a...opposite of glass?
they r blue

And about Senior skip day, it sucked! My sis works in the district office so she would tear me a new one if she knew i was skipping, thats the reason i came. I had about 6 people per class, that sucked. Even Chatty Cathy didn't show up so i felt like a real loser.

Its late i should probably go to bed now so i'll post this real quick but first...


Quickly grab on to our tongues!
Narshlabs coming in from above!
I cant tell if you adorable or creepy. I'm gonna go with creepy.

What a weekend

For anyone who cares: sorry for not blogging for the last two days i haven't given up on BEDA I just had to take a break because of prom. So i think i'll start with Saturday because that will be quick, in the morning I went to pick up Grace's corsage and then went to go get my new glasses (both of which were a pain in the butt). About 5 she decided she would pick me up and she would drive in her dress to where the limo was picking up our group. As we drove it was easy to see the stress was getting to her as her road rage was quite apparent, she didnt even try to hold back. As we arrived other people were pulling up too and we took a couple of pictures and piled into the limo, their was 8 of us trying to fit into it (a tight squeeze). We ate a Texas Land and Cattle (for some strange reason someone must of thought it was a formal resturant), safe to say we had a lot of eyes on us. As we slowly finished eating, and i paid for both of us (which she was not happy about), we piled back into the limo and went off to Galveston. Intead of arriving on time, like we had planned, we got there too early so we decided to stop by the hotel room to relax and check it out. We satyed there for about an hour doing various things, and at, about, 9:15 we left for prom. Almost instantly it was "to the dance floor mania" and we were off. There were so many people on the dance floor, hardly any room for anyone else, but we managed to find a way in, and "danced" if you can call it that, she practically had sex with me out there, it was hard for me to keep "controll" of myself. We danced the night away and after we finished we all returned to the hotel, except for April ____ (i dont know her last name) who decided to leave the group to go make out with Taylor Y (basically a very smooth, almost too strait version of me). When we arrived at the hotel a few people went out side and smoked while Grace and I stayed inside and watched TV together. After a while she got tired to she and i went in to the bedroom and "cuddled". We lied next to each other and just talked and kissed, it was perfect, the air started to become saturated with the smell of each others exhaustion. It was beautiful, her arm on my chest, our lips touching slowly but with certainty and dedication. At around 1:00 Justin arrived, he is one of the girls boyfriends, and with him came the party. Thats as far as i'm willing to go over the internet ask me about it sometimes and i'll tell you. Lets just say it was a night of bliss, joy, rage, shame, dissapointment, love, lust, friendship, and trust. Before I end this seccion of Tayor's blogg-a-palooza I should probably post some pictures of the night.This is me in my tux

Look at how hot she is, I went to prom with her, regardless of how much she didn't want to take pictures, I still got a few good ones




Theres Alec, looked suprisingly good for someone who complained about his suit constantly




Lauren, I'm sorry about the picture, i had bad timing, she is really pretty regardless of my ability to take pictures




This one was not my bad, Tanner always looks like that and Bri takes every picture like that, I dont know why




This one didn't turn out too bad, thats Merideth, I had just met her





I dont know if you can see it but the guy in the hat on the left practically had a seizure while dancing, I dont know if he thought that looked good but he looked rediculous, I wanted to bush him in the way of a fast moving car

also i added a music player to the bottom of the page please if you like, or don't like what you hear vocalize, maybe suggest some music, just know my options are limited i had to use some crappy player because that was the only one Blogger would support...please listen to the songs