Today was Lisa's birthday. Happy birthday Lisa. As a group,we decided that we were going to take her to Pei wei and eat, as sort of a "go out with the buds, birthday lunch" kinda thing, but first we would go to Jason's to meet up and take one vehicle. A good plan, except for the unexpected. I backed into some woman named Amy.
It happened like this, I was on my way to Jason's, listening to music, like always, when I came to an intersection. Just like any normal intersection, except the light had just changed so I knew I would be there for a little while. As always, I tried to be as bad ass as possible, so I sat up strait and sang along with the music...I'm so weird. As other cars pulled up around me I continued to wait for the light. The light turned green, as all traffic lights do, and I began to drive, but before I was even a yard from the line, some guy in a blue Honda something or other came barreling through the intersection while he had a red light. We almost collided, but we both slammed on our brakes and avoided the impact by less than a foot. Like an idiot, I start to back up in fear. No, I didn't look in my rear view mirror, and yes, I should of just gone strait and let that ass hole figure out what he is gonna do in the middle of the intersection. I continued to back up to give him room to get by until *BLAM* I hit the car behind me. I entered into a rage, fear, and frustration hurricane as the guy drove passed me and the problem I had just created for myself. I stuck my head out of my window to see what the female driver of the other vehicle was doing. I saw her getting out of her minivan and talking on the phone, very angrily. I was greeted with a flurry of anger and cursing, while her children sat in the car listening to everything she said. I did nothing but appologise countless times and look pathetic. She was talking on the phone to her husband who, like her, was mad.
I really couldn't see any damage to her car or mine. I guess because my bumper is rubber it had little to no damage to her car.
She called the police. "kill me please," I thought to myself as she delivered the news to the police. They told us to move our little parade of pain to the closest appartment complex, yay.
We talked for a while as we waited for the cops, and it turned out that she was pretty cool, and her kids were nice.
Then the cop drove in, and it was back to business. Fortunately the cop was a nice guy, and was on my side. He said that it would be a really bad idea to file a report or even do anything more than exchange information.
With the cop's vote of confidence, she released me from her grasp and we both returned to our lives.
I was off to go to Lisa's birthday get together, where I had a spectacular tume, even though I had caused them to wait an hour and thirty minutes for me.
I cant get it out of my head though, every scene is smashing its way to the front of my thoughts, every emotion I felt is rushing through my whole body, giving me this horable feeling in my heart.
and just so that this one isn't so serious, here ya go, this maybe the funniest thing i've seen in a good while:
Friday, May 29, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
I found a hat
As a fan of Greek mythology I usually jump at the opportunity to talk about it, but Jason's mother's homework is the dumbest crap I have ever seen. Not a single question made any sense! I will never be able to answer any of those questions regardless of what actions I take.
Yesterday my parents brought me a monster energy shirt. Normally I wouldn't dare wear it in public but it actually looks pretty good, so maybe I will wear it to a formal occasion.
That was after Kyle, Grace, and I went and saw I Love You Man. Jason met up with us a little bit before the movie started. All in all it was a great movie and I would be happy to watch it again.
Oh ya, I totally forgot, I found a hat the other day, literally found a hat in the street. It was in the intersection of Fife and Bay Area Blvd. I know its disgusting to wear other people's hats, but it is such a cool hat, probably 50 dollars. I have washed it extensively and I hope to be able to wear it tomorrow.
Their was a Benny Benassi concert at Bar Rio (its a play on words, Bar Rio sounds like barrio (roll the R's) that's a Spanish word for the slums, like the hood) the other night and my parents told me I couldn't go. That sucks! Jason said it was really fun, and it would of been a perfect time to make a few friends, meet new people, and maybe get psycho. Theirs gonna be another concert of that magnitude on the 25th of June, so I'm hoping with a little heads up they might let me go.
I've begun to notice that I cant remember large portions of my life, and I'm scared. Its almost as if my brain didn't want me to remember so it just deleated all of it. Everthing is blank, and the only thing I can remember are uninfluential memories, things like games, names (no faces), and areas.
I wonder how everyone else is dealing with this graduation thing. Not the whole "yay we're graduating" part, the "everyone I know and love will leave and I may never see any of them again" part. It is aweful to think that some people can just dissapear from your life.
I'm gonna put up 2 vids tonight, both made by me. The first is the recent paper towns book trailer I had to make for my english class.
and this is the video for the Ninja Pill, a fictional product made for my speech class. Mind that it was made in my junior year so production value is pretty low.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy
-Taylor
Yesterday my parents brought me a monster energy shirt. Normally I wouldn't dare wear it in public but it actually looks pretty good, so maybe I will wear it to a formal occasion.
That was after Kyle, Grace, and I went and saw I Love You Man. Jason met up with us a little bit before the movie started. All in all it was a great movie and I would be happy to watch it again.
Oh ya, I totally forgot, I found a hat the other day, literally found a hat in the street. It was in the intersection of Fife and Bay Area Blvd. I know its disgusting to wear other people's hats, but it is such a cool hat, probably 50 dollars. I have washed it extensively and I hope to be able to wear it tomorrow.
Their was a Benny Benassi concert at Bar Rio (its a play on words, Bar Rio sounds like barrio (roll the R's) that's a Spanish word for the slums, like the hood) the other night and my parents told me I couldn't go. That sucks! Jason said it was really fun, and it would of been a perfect time to make a few friends, meet new people, and maybe get psycho. Theirs gonna be another concert of that magnitude on the 25th of June, so I'm hoping with a little heads up they might let me go.
I've begun to notice that I cant remember large portions of my life, and I'm scared. Its almost as if my brain didn't want me to remember so it just deleated all of it. Everthing is blank, and the only thing I can remember are uninfluential memories, things like games, names (no faces), and areas.
I wonder how everyone else is dealing with this graduation thing. Not the whole "yay we're graduating" part, the "everyone I know and love will leave and I may never see any of them again" part. It is aweful to think that some people can just dissapear from your life.
I'm gonna put up 2 vids tonight, both made by me. The first is the recent paper towns book trailer I had to make for my english class.
and this is the video for the Ninja Pill, a fictional product made for my speech class. Mind that it was made in my junior year so production value is pretty low.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy
-Taylor
Monday, May 18, 2009
I cant remember anything!!!
CRAP!!! I have saved up all this stuff to blog about but I cant remember any of it.
I had all this insightful and beautiful thoughts lined up for this very occasion but I am to stupid to remember anything. I posted a week ago and now all I can remember is what happened today and yesterday at Josh's party (he is a junior friend of mine, you probably don't know him). Fine, I guess i can write about dreams.
I have had a recurring nightmare, nothing too bad, but maybe I'm underestimating what it means.
I wake on a normal day to notice this iron bar lodged through my hand, no pain, no blood, just a quarter sized foot long bar breaking through my hand. I ask my parents and my sisters, but they dont see anything, like i'm the only one who can see it. I head off to school thinking that their is just a problem in my head and I will get over it.
To keep the fear in my mind the dream skips my morning up until school starts.
As my friends, the ones closest to me, come over to me I ask about the bar in my hand but no one can see it. Suddenly and without warning, the metal starts to grow longer, the pain on my end is excruciating, enough to take me to my knees.
If only that were the end.
The metal snakes through the air and "stings" each person within a 10 yard raidous of me. I say its a sting but it is really more of a weave, it pierces the flesh and moves through the skin and then on to the next person. As it finishes working its way through my friends, it retracts into me returning to my hand in the same way it was when I woke up that morning. In the place where the Iron pierced their hands it leaves something that looks like this.
But still no one can see the new brand on their skin or the bar in my hand. The whole day continues in the same way with my friends being stricken with these invisible lines, and me in pain. Everyone I am close to is touched by the darkness, but because no one can see it I just let it slide and go to bed early.
Damn, I am stupid in my dreams. "SEE A DOCTOR YOU IDIOT"
For some reason, in the morning, its gone. Happiness fills my body and my life returns to normal, except when I go to school. Everyone the metal had bit and left that mark on, the mark grew. It looks like tree branches, how they randomly weave through the recipients skin.
But still, no one can see. So I ignore, and it grows. Until the darkness overtakes the person's heart and they die. One by one the closest people to me fall into darkness.
Anyone got any thoughts? I would tell ya mine but I'm afraid it would make me sound egocentric, so sweet dreams to you all.
-Taylor
I had all this insightful and beautiful thoughts lined up for this very occasion but I am to stupid to remember anything. I posted a week ago and now all I can remember is what happened today and yesterday at Josh's party (he is a junior friend of mine, you probably don't know him). Fine, I guess i can write about dreams.
I have had a recurring nightmare, nothing too bad, but maybe I'm underestimating what it means.
I wake on a normal day to notice this iron bar lodged through my hand, no pain, no blood, just a quarter sized foot long bar breaking through my hand. I ask my parents and my sisters, but they dont see anything, like i'm the only one who can see it. I head off to school thinking that their is just a problem in my head and I will get over it.
To keep the fear in my mind the dream skips my morning up until school starts.
As my friends, the ones closest to me, come over to me I ask about the bar in my hand but no one can see it. Suddenly and without warning, the metal starts to grow longer, the pain on my end is excruciating, enough to take me to my knees.
If only that were the end.
The metal snakes through the air and "stings" each person within a 10 yard raidous of me. I say its a sting but it is really more of a weave, it pierces the flesh and moves through the skin and then on to the next person. As it finishes working its way through my friends, it retracts into me returning to my hand in the same way it was when I woke up that morning. In the place where the Iron pierced their hands it leaves something that looks like this.
But still no one can see the new brand on their skin or the bar in my hand. The whole day continues in the same way with my friends being stricken with these invisible lines, and me in pain. Everyone I am close to is touched by the darkness, but because no one can see it I just let it slide and go to bed early.Damn, I am stupid in my dreams. "SEE A DOCTOR YOU IDIOT"
For some reason, in the morning, its gone. Happiness fills my body and my life returns to normal, except when I go to school. Everyone the metal had bit and left that mark on, the mark grew. It looks like tree branches, how they randomly weave through the recipients skin.
But still, no one can see. So I ignore, and it grows. Until the darkness overtakes the person's heart and they die. One by one the closest people to me fall into darkness.Anyone got any thoughts? I would tell ya mine but I'm afraid it would make me sound egocentric, so sweet dreams to you all.
-Taylor
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Meow
I favorited Mr. Brewer's blog about his kid. I'm a little concerned about that though, I don't want him to think I'm stalking him or anything, that would be weird.
Anyways, lets talk about some stuff and junk.
First: my heroes, drake and josh
. Honestly I saw this picture and thought what a weird thing to focus a blog on...so here you go. I have never watched their show, nor have I ever seen them outside of a commercial, but look at them, they are so...never mind. The more I look at them the more I hate them. I should get my own show on Nickelodeon. I will call it $90 Brownies. Just something to get the watchers attention. It will be about two guys and there ability to find trouble in the strangest of places. Episode one, they find a dog, turns out the dog is a genius so they use it to make some money, but no dice, the dog goes rabid and it has to be put down. Wow that was awful, maybe the dog just runs away, the other thing was a little to mean.
Second: why is this the best picture ever? Its just a dog eating a sprinkler, but for some reason
when I look at it and I put words to what the dog is doing. He is about to go on a hot date, but he realizes that he has bad breath, so he finds the Ultimate bacteria destroyer(patent pending). If I had a dog I might train him to attack weird things, like, fruit that falls from trees, fish, and bottles of water. His name would be Kitty, so I could confuse people when they see my dog.
finally:If this picture is the coolest thing in the world raise your hands.
As far as I can tell its He-man as Santa. That would be the best Christmas ever! Whats that you want a new bike, no you get Skeletor's head.
BY THE POWER OF NORTHPOLE!!! I HAVE THE PRESENTS!!!
Anyways, lets talk about some stuff and junk.
First: my heroes, drake and josh
. Honestly I saw this picture and thought what a weird thing to focus a blog on...so here you go. I have never watched their show, nor have I ever seen them outside of a commercial, but look at them, they are so...never mind. The more I look at them the more I hate them. I should get my own show on Nickelodeon. I will call it $90 Brownies. Just something to get the watchers attention. It will be about two guys and there ability to find trouble in the strangest of places. Episode one, they find a dog, turns out the dog is a genius so they use it to make some money, but no dice, the dog goes rabid and it has to be put down. Wow that was awful, maybe the dog just runs away, the other thing was a little to mean.Second: why is this the best picture ever? Its just a dog eating a sprinkler, but for some reason
when I look at it and I put words to what the dog is doing. He is about to go on a hot date, but he realizes that he has bad breath, so he finds the Ultimate bacteria destroyer(patent pending). If I had a dog I might train him to attack weird things, like, fruit that falls from trees, fish, and bottles of water. His name would be Kitty, so I could confuse people when they see my dog.finally:If this picture is the coolest thing in the world raise your hands.
As far as I can tell its He-man as Santa. That would be the best Christmas ever! Whats that you want a new bike, no you get Skeletor's head.
BY THE POWER OF NORTHPOLE!!! I HAVE THE PRESENTS!!!
Saturday, May 9, 2009
today might of been the best day ever
It starts with me turning in my research project. It was originally due Thursday, but she extended the deadline by 17 hours just for me. Finally that's out of the way, and I can go back to my slacker ways of receiving an education.
After school, Kyle, Lisa, and I went to Jason's house. Lisa and Kyle left soon after to do things, but in about 10 minutes Grace came over, wanting help on her commercial for speech. Jason had already agreed to help, but she didn't have the cord to hook it up to the computer. We decicied to go to Best Buy to buy the cord, on the way there I held the camera and played around with it, and we bought the cord. We returned to Jason's only to discover that, in my playing with the camera, I had recorded over her actual pre-recorded project. I totally deserved the punishment she decided to give me, remaking the whole movie...but funny. We made a hilarious movie and I'm sure Jason will post it soon.
Then we went to Chili's, and stayed there for a good 3 hours. I got to meet Trey, or as I like to call him Face Beard. Sean was really nice to me today. I don't know if I changed or he changed but I think we are over the hating eachother thing. After Chili's then we went to sprinkles and played videogames and air hockey.
After that was Sean's house, and I was very suprised by how nice his house was.
I got home late but didn't get into trouble, awesome.
there is more to the day but I went through the focal pionts for you, love you all
After school, Kyle, Lisa, and I went to Jason's house. Lisa and Kyle left soon after to do things, but in about 10 minutes Grace came over, wanting help on her commercial for speech. Jason had already agreed to help, but she didn't have the cord to hook it up to the computer. We decicied to go to Best Buy to buy the cord, on the way there I held the camera and played around with it, and we bought the cord. We returned to Jason's only to discover that, in my playing with the camera, I had recorded over her actual pre-recorded project. I totally deserved the punishment she decided to give me, remaking the whole movie...but funny. We made a hilarious movie and I'm sure Jason will post it soon.
Then we went to Chili's, and stayed there for a good 3 hours. I got to meet Trey, or as I like to call him Face Beard. Sean was really nice to me today. I don't know if I changed or he changed but I think we are over the hating eachother thing. After Chili's then we went to sprinkles and played videogames and air hockey.
After that was Sean's house, and I was very suprised by how nice his house was.
I got home late but didn't get into trouble, awesome.
there is more to the day but I went through the focal pionts for you, love you all
Friday, May 8, 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Talked about this today!
its the grand chairman Kaga from iron chef, isn't he cool? If I were him I would eat peppers all day long. While your watching him eat just say, "nom nom nom nom nom"
Hell ya I dont have to go to court tomorrow, thats McAwesome (I really like that name, maybe I should change my middle name from Charles to McAwesome). I went to the courthouse early today and told them I would do defenceive driving, for $109 (shpoople)!!!! It was weird, I arrived at the court house, and there was a guy at the teller window, who was obviously angry with the teller, but tried to surpress his rage. I took a seat on the bench near the wall, it was made of greass, I slid all over the place. After I got my things together and settled I was on my way out and I noticed that their was a guy in a sonic uniform. He wasn't too interesting, exept for the crappy condition of his...everything, everything was wrong with this individual, he might of been high. I laughed as I thought of the possible conversation he had with the teller.
guy: I'm here to pay for this ticket
teller: That will be $100
guy: Want to know what I did?
teller: No!
guy: I made icecream out of my pee
teller: And you gave it to a customer?
guy: No, I ate it.
teller: ...
guy: (winks at her)
teller: $90
I got a camera!!!! Its white and cool and awesome. I really wanted it because I was tired of having all of these awesome memories and nothing to go with them, so picture world here I come.
Two vids today, I was searching the youtubs when I found these, enjoy.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Mouse trap
UGH I feel down in the dumps today. Lets think of the positives:
This is boring, why am I doing this again? No one cares about sad stuff. If you made it this far props to you, cuz I'm being a whiny baby.
What ever happened to zordon, you know, the leader of the power rangers? Did he die? Can he die? Did they cancel the show or is it still going? I think we should remake the power rangers. It was awesome as a child, so I think if we redid it now it would be amazing. We could have it be just like a soap opera, but with more action and an audience that carried over from their youth. I'm just saying that might be something awe-inspiring.
My dad just found his dad's death certificate. How awful is that, that you receive a certificate of birth, education, marriage, and death, and that's your life, all of it. Just makes ya feel so insignificant, ya know?
Its so early, why am I still at home? I should be out living it up, enjoying my youth, and doing stuff.
Love is in our hearts
-Taylor
- Leet speak-its good to know
- Eye lids-blinking is fun
- Boogers-they keep crap out of your nose
- Aflac-ask about it at work
- Being older than most of your friends-um...I can buy beer before they can?
- Sneezing-If you try to suppress it, it can kill you
- Running-I love the feeling of wind on my face, and flying over the ground
- A time limit-motivation to do what needs to be done
- A reputation-lets people know who you are, without knowing anything but your name
- People-what else is there?
- Freddie Mercury-when you need to catch a cat he will be there
- Thumbs-one thing that makes me better than a giraffe
- Hugs-just a touch, and your day is better
- Licking the spoon-a view of things to come
This is boring, why am I doing this again? No one cares about sad stuff. If you made it this far props to you, cuz I'm being a whiny baby.
What ever happened to zordon, you know, the leader of the power rangers? Did he die? Can he die? Did they cancel the show or is it still going? I think we should remake the power rangers. It was awesome as a child, so I think if we redid it now it would be amazing. We could have it be just like a soap opera, but with more action and an audience that carried over from their youth. I'm just saying that might be something awe-inspiring.
My dad just found his dad's death certificate. How awful is that, that you receive a certificate of birth, education, marriage, and death, and that's your life, all of it. Just makes ya feel so insignificant, ya know?
Its so early, why am I still at home? I should be out living it up, enjoying my youth, and doing stuff.
Love is in our hearts
-Taylor
Friday, May 1, 2009
OK I'm A failure
Why am I blogging? I need to work on my english project, but i'm soooo damn good at procrastinating. I even did a "which Twilight character are you" quiz, just to waste time. I had no Idea what most of the questions ment, I am an idiot!!
Kyle, Here!!! Draw this for Chase!!! His name is BIBLE MAN, the sworn protector of bibl-ey stuff. He is my favorite superhero.
Sorry, everyone who reads this, these blogs have been losing their purpose as of late, but I swear when I get time I will make someting beautiful for you all.
May your heart be as pure as crystal, your intellect as luminous as the sun, your soul, as vast as the Universe.(The people who wrote the Bible 495)
-Taylor "Two Shakes" P
Kyle, Here!!! Draw this for Chase!!! His name is BIBLE MAN, the sworn protector of bibl-ey stuff. He is my favorite superhero.
Sorry, everyone who reads this, these blogs have been losing their purpose as of late, but I swear when I get time I will make someting beautiful for you all.
May your heart be as pure as crystal, your intellect as luminous as the sun, your soul, as vast as the Universe.(The people who wrote the Bible 495)
-Taylor "Two Shakes" P
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