Apple the avenger!

What I'm listening to:

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Hey everyone, how's life? I don't know if you've noticed, but today was Be Nice to Taylor day.
Do you know how many people observed be nice to Taylor day?
1 person. 1 person said, "happy Be Nice to Taylor Day," Taylor. Do you know who that person was? My F-ing philosophy teacher! He knows that you guys don't love me, that's why he's a philosophist...philosopher...Dr phil. So me and him are gonna run away and get married in Vegas. Oh, and Apple, if you're reading this you can be the best man (I know John just shit his pants in rage). I'm kidding. Theirs no way I could get my philosophy teacher, he's way to good for me. My algebra teacher on the other hand...Kinda looks like the alien from the movie Alien.
Anyways. I've got a little extra money lying around and I thought it might be a good idea to get a gym membership. Even if it's only for a few months it would still be fun. I don't really know though, If I do I might as well covert most of my hang out time to work out time, and I don't want that.

I'm trying to get Apple to take the kick boxing class at San Jac next year. I'm certain I can convince him, he's kinda into shit like that. Also, I think it would be pretty cool cause we would constantly get paired up, because we're practically the same person.

I'm giving blood tomorrow, or today, or yesterday. It really depends on when you're reading this. I don't have a lot to give but because I have a rare blood type its good when I do. I have to work the rest of the day after that. Lets hope I don't pass out. O- a blessing and a curse.



Oh, and Jessica, if you're reading this, nice to meet you. I'm Taylor. Hello.

Live each day well, and you will have an extraordinary life!
-Tealor Pawnd

The totally gay ass adventures of Kyle

We follow our hero Kyle as he walks through his school hallway.

Kyle looks up from his depression to the end of the hallway to see his hero Taylor, standing tall and proud.

Taylor was a strong man, with rippling muscles all over his tight and tone body. The thought of which made Kyle's mouth salivate. He had a ton of friends, and not a piece of shit metaphor, a literal ton and probably more. He also had hundreds of girlfriends. And money, don't forget about money. Yes, he had it all, but Kyle could see this god, this Adonis, this champion of champions needed something more. Kyle could see (because of his years of being a nerd) that Taylor's white blood cell count was low. And just as Kyle predicted, Taylor soon fell into illness.

Kyle researched day and night for a week, putting off most of his normal bathing habits to search for the cause. He soon learned that the source of Taylor's illness was his kidney was giving out under the sheer stress of his coolness. Kyle instantly rushed to Taylor's side to deliver the news that he could be saved. Kyle was met with a depressing realization when he arrived. Taylor, being the genius, had realized the problem with his kidney and figured out three solutions to the problem.

The first was that he could easily tell his kidney to get over it, and it would listen, because when Taylor says something, people listen. The second was to become more cool, and that was just out of the question. If he became more cool the world would implode. And lets face it, he really can't get much cooler unless he drove a car filled with puppies. The third was to find a donor and just have it replaced. Unfortunately, the only person with matching midichlorian levels was Kyle.

Luckily for our hero, Kyle was more than willing to give up a kidney for his ruler, Taylor.

While in the operating room the doctors decided that the coolness flowing from Taylor would damage the new kidney before they could adjust. The only solution was to get two kidneys to bear the strain. Of course, Kyle was more than willing to sacrifice his life to aid Taylor.

The operation was a huge success and Taylor was back to his mega awesome self before his cool eyes could blink.

As the final days of Kyle's life support were coming to an end, Taylor paid him a visit.

"I know you've always looked up to me, and that you want to be me in every way. So I made you this"

Unfortunately drawing was never Taylor's best quality. Kyle dies.



And then here's a funny F-ing video of a new show I found.


I wrapped that Twinkie with care, damnit!
-Apple Pond

Would you like to play a game of Mel gibson safari?

So yesterday was Jason's birthday, and I'm not gonna lie, or I am, it was fun. Here are the pictures:
see look, you click here and then get jolly ol' surprise

Some are good. Some are bad, but that's all I got.

and here is a disgusting video, but so well worth it.


You're gonna have to watch it on you tube cause it doesn't work for some reason. never mind it works now.

LOVE LOVE
thailor

Lieutenant DJ Professor Everything

This is the start of my 4 day weekend. I imagine that its gonna be fun. It started off pretty good. On my Thursdays I have less classes then my Monday/Wednesday. So after I got out of class I was gonna go wait for Lisa, because she and I car pool with each other. I got to the student center where we normally meet up, and they had a huge line snaking around the front of it. I went to investigate. "Free Hot Dogs" the sign said. Oh how cheap I am. I stood in that line for about 5 minutes just drinking coke and talking to Lisa until I got my dog. Then she and I sat in front of the library and watched the crowd at the student center watch a gay guy dance to Single Ladies by Beyonce. Sean B joined us for a quick chat and then Lisa and I decided we would go. On our way past the hot dog guy I went over to the DJ and ask him if he had any Red Hot Chili Peppers and he said yes so I ask if he could play some. He said sure. As I walked away My friend Von passed me and said good job. I told him what I requested, and as Lisa and I waited for the song to change Von got into the hot dog line. The song he was playing stopped and he was about to change it when all of a sudden Cascada came on. Von turned to me and said, "Taylor! What the hell?!? You gay?" I was so embarrassed. Why would DJ Asshole do that to me?

Regardless I decided to take my time with this post, because I have made pictures. Well...not really made, more edited. Some of these are better than others.

Kylebob Kylepants

Kyle GaGaKyle PlausiblePokemon XI: Return Of KyleI'm an Ogre grrrrr
Family Kyle
I cant think of a Kyle related pun for this one.Kylechu. Look into it's cold dead eyes.Fry from KyleramaAnd the best one: Shadow clone Kyle jutsu
Look how good I did the hair!!!

And now for a crazy fun video, and if you don't watch it you're gay...Kyle!!!



I am Gonna get that blazer!
-ramadamataylor