NO! I want to be on top!

Everyone having a nice day? Ya That's right, you better be.

So I've been working on my cloning machine, and today I thought I made a lot of progress, but unfortunately today was a day for set backs.

As I was trying to distribute the gamma rays equally throughout the chamber, a horrible explosion enveloped my beautiful machine sending shattered metal and unknown amounts of radiation throughout my house. I was knocked unconscious, and awoke around 11 with fear for my life's work. My eyes slowly opened and there, standing over me was a perfect copy of me. My mind instantly thought the worst and I knew I was dead. The person standing before me started to move his lips but no words came out. His stomach was growling up a storm so I decided to feed him.

Right now he is still eating, but he is almost done. I am typing the down these actions as a form of proof. As far as I can tell he hates clothes, every time I look over at him he has taken something off. I think I will name him Tyler Water, just because I can. Oh god, he found a gun! "where did you get that gun?" (forces me away from the computer)

¡Ayúdeme! él no va a dejar de decir la misma broma de un centenar de veces
(big climactic fight for gun)
(gun shot)

OK. He's gone. Weird how he types in Spanish. I'm not gonna look up what it says I'll leave that to you guys. Now I gotta figure out what to do with a dead...me. Maybe I could sell it to people who cant reach stuff, so they can use him like some kinda extendo-arm. So if anyone wants to buy him, feel free to give me a ring :)

Your drill is a drill that will pierce the heavens!
-Taylor